HEY BITCH!!!!!!!!BACK UP OFF THIS SHIT!!!!!OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!!!
2004-01-21 & 11:18 p.m.
So I am sitting on the couch and I am watching "The Daily Show". Then the husband comes up in an outfit that surely is the epitomy of sexiness. White t-shirt, tighty whiteys, white socks pulled up and slippers. OH YEAH BABY!!!!! SEXY SLICE OF HAIRY MAN FLESH!!! And he's all mine.....you all back the fuck up!!!!!!!!!! That's right back the fuck up off my man!!!!! Oh no! Oh no I didn't see you checkin' out the package through the whiteys. OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 million dollars spent last year by the United States government on a study to test the effects of flatulence from cows on the ozone layer....what the fuck? This John McCain is actually a Republican I can get behind. Man he hates Shrub and he is not afraid to talk about it. Why did I not vote/pay better attention to this man earlier? Well I might move to AZ one day and I can vote for him when I live there. He was damn funny on The Daily Show. We need more comedians in government. Our current president is a joke but he is no comedian.
HEY BITCH!!! I SAW YOU! BACK THE FUCK UP OFF MY MAN!!! I WILL SLAP YOU WITH BIG RING HAND!!!!!!!!!
DISCLAIMER: The husband wants it noted that he does not always wear tighty whiteys and he does own some much sexier underwear and does not want my readers to believe that he is not sexy.
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