Me: Yeah...that one time we went to see Lewis Black a couple years ago.
TH: We did?
Me: Well sort of.
TH: Sort of?
Me: I had to work early the next morning so we left like 5 minutes into his act.
TH: Why don't I rememeber?
Me: I dunno. Why are you asking about this?
TH: Because I found this ticket stub in the pocket of my shirt.
Me: Gimme it.
TH: See.
Me: So you haven't washed this shirt since then?
TH: I guess not.
Me: We went there in September of 2002.
TH: I know...
Me: Go put that shirt in the laundry.
TH: It doesn't smell...or anything.
MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!