All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
Such was the case today...I was feeling "randy" and the husband is not going to be home for 6 hours. I could have waited but I did not want to. I got Black Bart out of his secret hiding place and was hell bent on using him to his fullest capacities. Midway through our "session", I smelled smoke. I looked down and Black Bart was smoking. Now by no means am I masturbating freak who overussed her vibrator. There was no reason Black Bart should have been smoking. I quickly turned him off and examined him thoroughly. Sure enough Black Bart died from 3rd degree burns and smoke inhalation. RIP Black Bart, you were a good little vibrator. Mommy will mourn for you a while, probably until Saturday and then she will go to the sex toy store and replace you with someone a little bigger maybe???
