All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
Me: What do you think it would be like if Pixar made a porno?
TH: I dunno. But I don't really like the way Pixar does people. I really wouldn't find it sexy.
This whole thing started of course because we thought up a cartoon character called the Talking Penis and when I suggested that the Talking Penis be made by Pixar. Hi Welcome to Insanity..table for 2..alrighty then.
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We were also discussing band names because of Pandionna's entry yesterday about doom metal bands with strange names like Crematory and Dead Fetus. Which made me think of "Spastic Colon" and "Overactive Bladder"...I then decided if I were to start a band. (which I would play either tamborine or recorder in...) it would be called Feline Invasion. (unless that's already taken...I hope not because I am looking to get a band together...all I need is a spoon player and a kazooist)
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BTW-I am trying this new thing where I separate my randomness with a dashed line. I don't know if I will like it but I am willing to give it a try.
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So last night I was drinking the Listerine right out of the bottle preparing to swish its germ fighting goodness around my mouth when the bottle backfired and shot Cool Mint Listerine in my nose. It promptly came out my eyes. MAN THAT FUCKING KILLED! I had to restrain myself from screaming my mother fucking head off because it was 3 am and the fucking neighbors already seemed restless from the noisy sex the husband and I had just had. Ah well at least my snot is minty fresh. But my eyes look like I am a strung out junky.
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At Urban Outfitters the other day I saw jelly shoes are making a return. Just the other day I was thinking when are the plastic shoes that rip my flesh off gonna come back in style.
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BTW, I started a Viva La Bam diaryring complete with a funny picture of Bam next to a "Skating Prohibited" sign so if you love Bam and his Crew please join. I get all giddy when people join my diaryrings. I currently also run the Courtney diaryring, the Dane Cook Fans, the Born on the Fourth of July ring, and the stat whore diaryring. So if any of these interest you...please join. I know for sure there are way more stat whores than just me, Sarah, and Jenn.
