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Don't mess with The Wicked Witch of the Northwest...

2004-01-10 & 10:43 p.m.


Oh honey look there's a message...

"Hi this is Rob from upstairs. Its about 8:45 pm and your dog has been barking for about the last 2 hours. But I guess you're not home. "

I HATE MY COCK SUCKING FUCKING ASSHOLE CUNT NEIGHBOR! Sorry. I am usually not so fucking foulmouthed..ha ha! But I mean come on. I did not call him last night when he and his wife who apparently wears wooden shoes awoke at 4 in the morning to go somewhere.

"Hi this is Courtney your downstairs neighbor. Why the fuck are you getting up at 4 am? And why the fuck do you have to stomp so loudly that I think my chandelier will crash into the dining room table? And why do you have such a stick up your ass?"

Who the fuck cares if my dog barks at 8:45 on a Saturday night? GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU SMALL DICKED PRICK! There is no law against it. The dog barking hardly breaks the decible level. It just pisses me off because he lacks the common courtesy that you realize in a condo the walls may be thin. You put up with stuff. That is the way it is. As it is we promised to always be home by 10 so..what more can he want? I hate him and his Elf in wooden shoes wife. Maybe he is such an asshole because he wakes up at 4 am on a Saturday. (I know he is not going to work..he works in advertising. I think they go canoeing or something.) Oh well I am not going to pay them any mind. YOU PAY YOU STAY! I am not doing a damn thing illegally. Tough shit for him. Meanwhile, I think I will order him a subscription for "Stick Up the Ass" magazine. That's right Rob Asshole...you mess with the bull you get the horns.

I am also not going to be upset because I have in my posession 2 new books. YAY! I went to the evil Barnes and Noble tonight and purchsed "Queer as Folk: The Book" and "Wicked: The Life and Times of The Wicked Witch of the West". I am excited to delve into both of them. I also got this month's Rolling Stone which features Mr. Dave Matthews and Mr. Toby Keith. :)


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