If I were a month I would be: July
If I were a day of the week I would be: Thursday
If I were a time of day I would be: midnight
If I were a planet I would be: Venus
If I were a sea animal I would be: manatee
If I were a direction I would be: West
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a chais lounger
If I were a sin I would be: gluttony
If I were a historical figure I would be: Annie Oakley
If I were a liquid I would be: chocolate milk
If I were a stone, I would be: aquamarine
If I were a tree, I would be: apple tree
If I were a bird, I would be: a parakeet
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Lily of the Valley
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: snow, the sticky kind
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a harmonica
If I were an animal, I would be: a pug dog
If I were a color, I would be: sky blue
If I were an emotion, I would be: jubilation
If I were a vegetable, I would be: a carrot, organic of course
If I were a sound, I would be: laughter
If I were an element, I would be: helium
If I were a car, I would be: a big old school bus
If I were a song, I would be: Gypsy by Fleetwood Mac (written by the wonderful Stevie Nicks)
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Christopher Guest
If I were a book, I would be written by: Sophie Kinsella
If I were a food, I would be: mac and cheese
If I were a place, I would be: an animal shelter
If I were a material, I would be: a cotton polyester blend...
If I were a taste, I would be: salty sweet
I was a scent, I would be: pug smell...you have to know it..but I am.
If I were a word, I would be: malapropism
If I were a body part I would be: a calf muscle
If I were a facial expression I would be: gleeful
If I were a subject in school I would be: sociology
If I were a comic book character I would be: Lucy from Peanuts
If I were a shape I would be: octagon