All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
So my sister got into a car accident the other day. It wasn't her fault. Hell she wasn't even driving. Her boyfriend was pulling their car into the oil change place and this woman drove into their car. My parents were mad because Shannon let her boyfriend drive the car. My mom has this paranoid idea about letting other people drive cars. She won't even let me drive their cars when I am home. She doesn't believe me that my car insurance covers me in any car I am driving. Her response is always,"But my insurance doesn't cover you." So anyways I was discussing this with her and she said to me, "What was always the number one rule in our household?" Me thinking to myself, "Don't drink mommy's beer?" My response is, "Don't drink and drive." She says,"Well yeah that too. But the number one rule was to not let anyone else drive the cars." I just responded with,"Um...okay." Needless to say the car wasn't too damaged but I thought the whole exchange with my mother was somewhat ridiculous.
A funny thing happened to the husband the other day. He went to the Fred Meyer to purchase his bus pass and ended up in line behind an old woman who paided her entire 10 dollar bill in COINS. She counted them out one by one. I am so glad I was not there. I would have had to go medieval on her old ass. I have not really had much otlerance for people lately. My shit meter is at a dangerous level.
P.S. Does anyone know who this "Georg" is who seems to be signing every guestbook on the planet?
