All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
The husband is on a snowshoeing expedition today. I was suprised when I saw the snowshoes. They were like made of PVC pipe and canvas or something. I always thought they were made of wicker or twigs. The husband said, "Yeah in 1889 they were." So he was trying to tell me where he was going and I said,"So when you die in an avalanche I will know where to send the Search and Rescue team?" And he asked me if I would come looking for him. My response of course was, "Fuck no its cold out and my ankle would hurt then."
Anyways he is gone and I am all alone in the house with no car and nowhere to go. I don't know why but apparently my diary is the place to be if you are looking for "things to do if you are bored in the suburbs", or at least that is what some Googlers thought.
Since everyone else is mentioning it I guess it bears repeating...So Britney Spears got married while she was drunk?? Well all I can say is it happens to the best of us. "Reports say that the bride wore torn jeans and a baseball cap and was escorted down the aisle by a Palms Casino limo driver." I'll bet her parents are mighty proud.
I need a new drivers license picture. I hate going to the DMV however. You stand there in that huge line and everyone is quiet and you know they are all thinking in their heads,"GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!" The Washington DMV has this new thing where different lines are for different things. And to make it more comfortable for you, you go to this computer thing when you come in and type in what you are there for and it gives you a number and tells you what line you will need to be in. Only one person is allowed at the little "window" at one time. Everyone else has to wait behind a line and if you walk past that line if your number hasn't been called yet they freak out. Overall, it is not an experience I am looking forward to but I cannot stand looking at FatAssLicensePicture anymore. And I hate the way I did my hair that day. You see people this is what people without kids worry about...how they look in their drivers license picture.
Despite the fact that I just woke up around 11:30, it might just be time for a nap. I am living the dream...
"What is with the mini-muffin? Yeah they fill me right up."-Kevin James
