All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
"The Republic of Fargahar is a small, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning pug population. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 14 million hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Social Equality, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 21%, but much higher for the wealthy. A small private sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, followed by Pizza Delivery and Cheese Exports.
Same-sex marriages are increasingly common, the police force is on a recruitment drive, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Fargahar's national animal is the pug and its currency is the neo."
I love running my country. And let me tell you our cheese is excellent.
