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So I married GI Joe.....

2003-12-27 & 3:29 p.m.


Ever looked at your armpit after you got out of the shower in which you shaved said armpit only to see that there are hairs you have apparently missed the last few times you shaved and now you look like a European woman? Yeah well that was me yesterday. Today I shaved those bad boys.

Also I married GI Joe. Or at least that is what he looks like with this new way too short oh my god I hate it haircut. But that is what he gets for going to Supercuts and not going to my hair goddess Christina. Which by the way I need to do because my roots are now at about 1 1/2". And that is when I need to think about making an appointment. This is hard for me because I have to be the right mood to sit through a few hours of poking and prodding on my head. I cannot just make set appointments every certain amount of weeks. I never know if I will be in the mood to sit there or not.

I am glad so many other people agreed with me that Jon Stewart rocks!

And I got Googled for "Dabe Matthews Pajama pants." Now I do not know about these pajama pants or if they even exist but if they do I want them. They would look cool with my Dave flip flops and my Dave shirts. It would be an entire ensemble outfit.


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