All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
I got fisted by a 4 year old.......
2003-11-28 & 12:08 a.m.
"There will be riots...we can handle it...We're Sonic Fucking Death Monkey"-Barry "High Fidelty"
Good Thanksgiving over all. Mostly uneventful. There ended up being some depantsing but that was weird. And then a four year old fuckin fisted my ass crack. He came running up to me screaming at full speed and rammed his fist into my ass crack. I was like" Ah Max what the hell?" and he screamed and took his shirt off and ran away. I think his behavior stemmed from only having Chocolate Milk, a whole candy bar and a push up pop to eat. Either way I have a fucking headache from him running around slapping his feet on the hardwood floor screaming and telling people he hates them. I want chidren...husband take me now...I want to spawn Ritalin customers and ADHD poster chidren.
Food was good though. Stuffing was dry but gravy cures that instantly. I ate a lot of olives. I drank a lot too. Friend and I polished off an entire bottle of rum. :) Pumpkin pie was good. And the rolls at dinner were just the right amount of flakiness...
I am going to sleep of this turkey haze......
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