Neo's Pee Pee, Traffic, AM Radio Shows, and Dane Cook
2003-11-18 & 10:23 a.m.
Poor Neo...he could not pee. His bladder was blocked and I had to take him to the vet this morning at 7 am. I remember now why I hated having a job where I had to be to work at 7. It is just not human. And in Seattle at that time it is not humanly possible. On a day with no traffic I live 15 minutes from the vets office. Now I do not consider that a "commute" but try to go there before 7 am and it becomes a fucking exodus journey that lasts for days. I felt like I should pack a fucking tent and camping supplies. It took me 45 minutes to get Neo to the vets office that is 15 minutes away. I had to go through 13 stoplights and 3 stop signs. If it weren't for Jackie and Bender, I would have lost my fucking mind. I think that is why radio shows in the am have to be so funny and entertaining...because otherwise I would drive my car off a cliff if I thought it would get me to work faster. So thank you morning radio people...Dangerspouse....you save the lives of millions of Americans on a daily basis. So we owe you for having to go to bed at 7 pm and wake up at 1 am....you are well worth it!I am going to go get some sleep because I was up all night waiting for the vets office to open worrying that Neo might die. (He's going to be fine I am just an overreacting paranoid mother.) (Which by the way is why I should not have kids...I think.)
Dane Cook was voted Stuff Magazine's comedian of the year. Check out his site and you will not be dissapointed. He is so fucking funny. I piss my pants almost every time I listen to him...and he's hot.
"I had to go to the DMV the other day or as I like to call it 'Satan's Asshole'"-Dane Cook
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